I miss everyone already

You might need to read my previous post if you haven't already to know what I'm talking about.

Ok, so Paramore Concert.... AMAZING.
They were awesome, and I was like really close to the front.
Without earplugs. Right.
There's a couple more concerts I want to go to during summer, I'll probably post the list if and when I feel like it.

Mmmm the lake was actually kind of boring... I mean, like, the BBQ was really good, but I was really tired out from the Paramore concert, so I didn't have the energy to do anything... Also, everyone was being annoying, so yeah, not such a great time...

...And as for Six Flags, my friend couldn't make it on Sunday so I might be going on the 24th... I still have to see if she can make it that day... If not, oh well :P
(Also, Black-Chaos (or peeps that live near Atlanta), if you're reading this, see with your folks if you guys can come...)

I haven't spent much time on the forums lately, sooo any interesting threads lately?

Sup?

I have this cough, and I fucking hate it.

I also have nothing to do after school now-a-days, because, well, I just don't.

Here's some random crap I'm sure 90% of you don't care about..

May 16th - Paramore Concert
May 17th - Going to a lake, have BBQ and play some volleyball
May 18th - Six flags
*saturdays* - friend's house

Write anything, idc

Man I hate it when I don't have a clue of what to write in my blog... Maybe i'll just start with what I've been doing lately.

Hanging out with friends, volleyball, sleep, piss, school, volleyball, sleep, volleyball, skateboard, sleep, sex (just kidding :P), myspace, sleep, television, stuff.

In other news, my room is so fxcking boring. I have no posters up, no tv in my room, just a plain ol' bed and nuthin else.... I'm thinking about buying this deck and putting it on my wall... you know, redecorating and stuff.. what do you guys think? Or maybe you have a suggestion for another deck or something?

HMMM?

It was so much fun.

Went to Universal Studios and a whole bunch of other places.

Rode The Hulk rollercoaster. (vid below)

Pretty beast.

So yeah.

Sup guys?

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--- RECENT UPDATE - 06.27.08 ---~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay, I haven't gotten back to this in a long time...
Due to all the new sign ups, I think there's probably a lot more women now..

BTW us women will pwn j00 guys
Eventually.

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WTF YO THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT

To quote their latest, most fabulous bulletin on myspace:

"Due to tornado damage sustained by the Tabernacle, Paramore has postponed this Saturday's concert and rescheduled the performance for May 16th at the Masquerade Music Park. All tickets for the original March 29th show will be honored for the rescheduled date."

MAY 16! SIXTEENTH!!!!

THAT'S LIKE, 50+ DAYS FROM NOW!! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!

STUPID FUCKING TORNADO!!! MOTHERFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN!!! DAMN!!!

I am so sorry Paige :[ (Girl I was supposed to go with as her birthday present [I bought her ticket])

I don't even know where the fuck the Masquerade Music Park is...... BUT DUDE!

MAY SIXTEENTH! THAT'S SO FAR AWAY!

DUDE!!!

DAMMIT!!!

That's all i have to say. Now I have to go punch someone in the face.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

A mantis breeder has assured me that you preying mantis can copulate with the male's head still attached, even several times.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)